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Friday, October 21, 2011

Me: Mom, how do I tell if the salmon is done?

Mom: Google it!

Me: [typing] Hmm... "How to tell if..."

The first google auto-complete search options: "How to tell if a guy likes you, how to tell if a girl likes you, how to tell if an egg is bad, how to tell if a diamond is real..."

Me: [finishing typing on the subject of salmon] Life is so exciting.

I love google. How else would we be able to tell what the rest of the world is thinking about?

Also, how many other people ask google when the salmon is done?


Marian said...

Haha, don't you love Google suggestions? :D

Marian said...

That third one--in the context of the other three--is hilarious, by the way.

Kyle said...

And you didn't even get to see the real fun of entering in almost anyone's name and the first suggestion being a question regarding their sexuality. That's my personal favorite.

But seriously, I have to wonder who are the people who think that an online search can tell them what people think, whether or not they are straight, etc. And why are there so many of them that Google thinks that's what all of us are asking?