Astounded that I found a Huck Finn quote I reeeeeally like. Here it is, folks:
"Jim knowed all kinds all kinds of signs... [He] said bees wouldn't sting idiots; but I didn't believe that, because I had tried them lots of times myself, and they wouldn't sting me."
Oh, the irony... poor Huck isn't plentifully endowed with brains...
Is you an idiot?